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It's a whacky Guitarists world

Cartoons

Delivery for the guy who ordered a jumbo !

This shop hates Rock !

Q What's the difference between a musician and a pizza ?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: How do you get a musician off your front step ?

A: Pay for the pizza

Q: What's the difference between a banjo & a ukulele?
A: It only takes you half as long to burn a ukulele

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say "Not bad,

but I could've done it better."

Why Guitars are better than Men:
Guitars don't snore.
Guitars never try to show you off to their friends.
Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars.
You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it.
Guitars don't try to change you once you've bought them.
Second-hand Guitars don't go to see previous owners when you're out of town.
Guitars don't have egos.
You don't have to continually assure your Guitar that its string length is just right.
Your Guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it's a Guitar.

Why guitars are better than women:
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.

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